Will someone please tell me why, everytime I go for a mammogramm, the technician always looks like a mixture of Pamela Anderson Dolly Parton and Betty Boob ! Over the telephone they always ask " any implants ?" ......I wish !!! If I had had implants, I'd be after my money back ! The ladies are always SO nice, I'm sure they don't know that there is a massive insecurity problem when they try to squeeze a whole lot of nothing between 2 glass plates...".thats my backbone you are trying to push in" It doesn't help that I'm generally two feet taller than the technician that is on tiptoe trying so hard to squeeze my backbone into the x ray. "THAT'S ALL I'VE GOT !!!! It's almost less fun than a colonoscopy...no, in retrospect, the colonoscopy was WAY harder...cancel that last thought, I'm NEVER wanting another of them!! I know that it's a great thing, I know that it could save my life but could it possibly be made less traumatic for us seriously under endowed .....ok, quit moaning, just deal with it...maybe I'll grow a bit...a lot before the next time. We live in hope !! Well, it's getting late, parts of me that shouldn't hurt, do and it's bed time, tomorrow's another day, another year till the next mammogram torture and maybe it wont rain, good night, God bless,Take care, M
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