I think maybe this is going to be an "X" rated entry......block your laptops....cover your childrens ears, take a sedative. If you are of a sensitive nature it's probably better that you don't continue to read. There's LOTS of frolicking and "stuff" going on down at the barn, round every corner "it's" going on, in the goat pen, in the sheep pen, in the chicken coops, in the pasture, "it's even going on in the turkey pen ( well, I guess if you knew you only had till Thanksgiving or Christmas you would make the most of the time you had left eh?) . In the goat pen Macho has grown 3 feet since he was introduced to the "ladies" and he has mastered the art of seduction after his earlier pretty pathetic attempts to chat up Molly and Dolly the cows. Before you get to see Macho....you can smell him, he diligently "applies" the aphrodisiac ( pees on himself), he applies it very liberaly and the ladies love it. Macho grunts, he sticks his tongue out and he chases his love object round and round over and under through the pen He tirelessly pursues, the ladies just as tirelessly avoid him. Meanwhile, in the chicken coop the big Rhode Island Red rooster keeps a careful eye on his girls, every so often one takes his fancy and with a lot of screeching skwalking and chasing around he adds her to his little black book. Rodney the ram is the James Bond of the barnyard, never doing anything fast and master of seduction he takes good care of his ewes. Rodney quietly follows, curls his top lip, head in the air sniffs hard, checks out the situation then makes his selection aware of his "interest". The tom turkeys are all out, strutting their stuff, feathers puffed up and tails fanned out not concerned that the objects of their affection are more concerned with food than passion.Destiny, the old gray mare has, for the moment resigned herself to her celibate life and the geldings will sell their souls for an apple. Who would have thought that a day on the farm could be hotter than a bikini barristas' kiosk !!! Time to go.....Gregs getting a funny look in his eye, if his lip curls, I'm in trouble !!! smile. Take care, sleep well, M
RSS Feed