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Machos' lucky day

10/28/2010

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Oh, he's such a happy boy !!!  The girls not quite so happy. Macho is very enthusiastic...maybe too enthusiastic....actually, I think that the word is RAMPANT ! The does had been quite happy with their celibate lifestyle, eating sleeping and more eating suited them quite well, thank you. In truth, Macho had been relatively content, after all, what you have never known, you don't miss. His hit and miss attempts at practicing on poor Dollys' head, chest and side had not really satisfied his urges and Dolly certainly had been less than impressed...not good for the poor boys ego. Yesterday ( since the sun had been shining...hooray !!) we were very lucky, Greg had decided that it was to be THE day that Macho turned into a man, his days of boyish frolicking were over, he has a job ( or 3) to do. Once again, Greg was "this is how we do it.." I was "...but what if..????."  . Just like magic, serendipity or a miracle Dave and Michelle our Belfair angels turned up. As I watched the rodeo in the barnyard, I smiled, Dave and Michelle had never done farm varmits before..they have now and what a great job. The kids, (4 legged variety) were running in circles, Moms were on that side of the gate, and come hell, high water, Greg, Bran, Dave and Michelle, they WERE going to get to the milky bar . Dave and Michelle ducked and dived, the kids bucked jumped and shimmied, Greg threw the orders and the dog had a fiesta. I was there,..I had the gate and gave the scores !! Eventually, 4 behind bars and only Frosty still on the loose. Fatal error, right on the goal line, Mom just behind that gate and Frosty attempted an end around goal ( under the gate) and got his butt stuck. Dave went in there with a tackle ...and game over ! Thank God for Dave and Michelle, we would still be chasing those kids this morning !! Home team 5, Kids out and sidelined. Next issue, transfer Macho ( our buck in waiting) from his Summer residence and send him out to work. Macho, not fully aware of the pleasures of the flesh was resistant, to say the least and had no intention of leaving his bovine friends. Enter Dave and Michelle, undeterred by Machos' aroma ( pretty awful but to the girls it's an enticing afrodisiac) they waded in, lesser men ( and women )have quivered at the smell from 50 yards away ! but there they were, Greg on the end of the rope, pulling, Michelle up the rump, pushing...I had the gate ( again !!). Once Macho got the scent of the girls, instinct and lust took over, last seen, all thoughts of food, Dolly,  Molly    and celibacy were gone. We love a hard worker and I believe Macho is really going to put his all into his job. We'll see, in the Spring. Thanks Dave and Michelle, we love ya !! Time to go, 7.30 am , Take care, M
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